...I would be a giraffe.
It only makes sense. Tall. Freckled. Efficient (why bend down to eat when I have this convenient long neck to eat the luscious green leaves of the tree tops?). Easy childbirth (plop!). Boys fight over you! And you get to be in funny shows.
I just think it would be cool, that's all.
(This was brought up in an editorial meeting today. Don't ask me how. Because I can't remember.)